Mother’s Day

For mother’s day, I am posting this wonderful array of movies showing love to mothers:

Stacy’s Mom:

Stewie bugging Lois:

Sarah Palin Rejection:

Nickelback’s Rockstar Parody:

The song that makes me cry everytime I hear it (I never cry): Fast Car-Tracy Chapman

So all I ask is this: All mother’s, be content with what you’ve got

My Most Recent Poem

Here it is, at the literacy level of Dr. Seuss – 12. Written in 2 minutes, 37 seconds.
Are you an ignorant mass?
Or are you a pink-tailed platypus?
Do you have zits one or two?
Or have you B.O. that smells like poo?

Is your skin thick like glass?
Got an itch on your ass?
Maybe you should go to the loo
And secrete a pasty, brown goo