Here it is, at the literacy level of Dr. Seuss – 12. Written in 2 minutes, 37 seconds.
Are you an ignorant mass?
Or are you a pink-tailed platypus?
Do you have zits one or two?
Or have you B.O. that smells like poo?

Is your skin thick like glass?
Got an itch on your ass?
Maybe you should go to the loo
And secrete a pasty, brown goo