I am sincerely apoligetic for not maintaining this blog lately. The good news is that it changes now.

Thanks

Panah Neshati, Co-founder of Mr. Smileyface

For mother’s day, I am posting this wonderful array of movies showing love to mothers:

Stacy’s Mom:

Stewie bugging Lois:

Sarah Palin Rejection:

Nickelback’s Rockstar Parody:

The song that makes me cry everytime I hear it (I never cry): Fast Car-Tracy Chapman

So all I ask is this: All mother’s, be content with what you’ve got

Here it is, at the literacy level of Dr. Seuss – 12. Written in 2 minutes, 37 seconds.
Are you an ignorant mass?
Or are you a pink-tailed platypus?
Do you have zits one or two?
Or have you B.O. that smells like poo?

Is your skin thick like glass?
Got an itch on your ass?
Maybe you should go to the loo
And secrete a pasty, brown goo

As some of you may know, I am a member of the Baha’i Faith. For more information, please visit my other blog on the topic. Please watch this moving video.

Thank you!

Sorry that I haven’t posted in a while. I will try to post more often. To entertain everyone:

The Onion

Computer Sounds (Very Interesting)

Computer Animations

Like my essay?

The Third Wish, by Joan Aiken, is a story about a man named Mr. Peters. Mr. Peters sees a swan struggling in a thorn bush. He approaches it, even though it stares at him with cold eyes. It pecks him hard with its beak when Mr. Peters helps it free. Witnessing it, the King of the Forest gives Mr. Peters three leaves, each which would grant a wish. Since Mr. Peters is lonely and single, he uses his first wish on “a wife as beautiful as the forest.” A woman named Leita emerges from the lake and tells him that she is the wife he wished for. They go to town and get married. Mr. Peters shows her a collection of fine artifacts. She shows interest in them, but cries, because of her isolation of the lake. When she explains that she has lost communication with her swan sister, Mr. Peters understands her troubles. He uses his second wish to turn Leita back to the swan she originally was. He often visits Leita, who still is “married” to him. They enjoy each other’s company, despite their differences and unfortunate introduction. As he gets old, he still visits Leita. One day, Mr. Peters is found lying motionless, with a bird feather held to his chest next to the third leaf, wearing a smile. The reader can infer that Mr. Peters used his the third wish to die happily.

Enjoy!

I am truly sorry about not having a single post since the last ice age. But now I will hopefully be back for good and for long.

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What’s up with me:

• Just finished reading Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck. Short and easy novel with great dialect, foreshadowing, simile, metaphor, indirect characterization, and much more. Lennie is round and static, while George is flat but dynamic. How controversial.
• Writing an anthology
• Hoping I passed the Science 1st Quarter review Standardized test for 8th grade
• Wishing I hadn’t forgotten my iPod in my gym locker
• Regretting not having posted in months
• Hoping to get more blog publicity

Fountains Of Wayne Lyrics
Stacy’s Mom Lyrics